A little change of scenery
I decided to take a different approach to clever-sadist.. I didn’t see why I had to make the page feel dark and gothic as I really don’t give a shit. So, there ya have it. I’ll probably end up just making posts to the page (and yes, adding my previous articles very soon).
So, I thought I’d better bring up Christmas. I feel that people will be upset to hear that I indeed have the christmas spirit. Thinking about the happy little cherub smile on my daughter’s face as she opens her presents is an infectious disease that has caused me to bankrupt on various noisy and obscenely annoying hard plastic toys that either flash or spin when you press the panic button.
That said… Where the fuck were these crazy fun and obnoxious toys at when I was a toddler? I think the coolest thing I played with was lincoln logs or those little plastic doughnuts you slide down over the complimenting plastic pegs. I mean, till later on when I graduated to things I could more easily choke on. Now Lincoln logs tell you how to build a full scale cabin and those little doughnuts sing and dance like a fucking after-school special.
I’m not sure what point I’m trying to make here, I guess I’m just giving a lead in to my confession. Yes, I wait impatiently for my little girl to pass out from over-fun and then I play with all her toys.