American Evolution
2024 AFTER CHRIST
SCREENFEED ABCmillenium:
Narrator: Welcome all to the new age American family, deep in their morning habits. Live, from the Rome Dome, “Real Living”.
Loud applause from live audience.
Mother enters kitchen followed by gleeful children skipping to their chairs to eat “Rave Puffs,” new and amazingly un-addictive!
Boy: Mom, today at school we get to build our own ballistae!
Mother: That’s lovely son, at my age all we did was take Family Environment.
Girl: Yeah, but Billy is so stupid he’ll blow his hand off. Laughs.
Boy: I will not, I will not!
Mother: Hush children. Angelina, zip me up please. Thank you.
Finishing breakfast, mother and children exit kitchen, leaving hummer-bots to clean their litter. Exiting the house, the mother and children hug.
Mother: The two of you have a nice day at school today, and Billy, be careful with your trinitrotoluene.
Kids in chorus: You too, mom, don’t work too hard. Laughs.
Mother: I promise not to. Oh, and kids, don’t forget to take your acid tabs at lunch.
Cut for commercial announcements.
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